[Mangkut, spoken]
Once upon a time
There is a beautiful woman
Who is about to be kidnapped by The King Crocodile
[Ann + Mangkut, spoken]
That's me!
You are a crocodile, you cannot talk
Make crocodile noise
Grr!
The crocodile said, "That's me!"
[Mangkut, spoken]
From here onward
May you enjoy the musical "Kraithong”
[Ying]
I am such a lovely lady from the back to the front
I know every man would love to win my pussy
Aw! Aw! Aw! They all stunt from my beauty
All I want for a husband is the excellent cock
Aw! Aw! Aw! Where is that guy
The dream god, that will cum inside
I'll just stand here, taking a selfie in a lonesome place
I hope I don't get kidnapped and forced to suck a bone
[Ann + Ying, spoken]
Grr!
Oh, no! Please don't, Mr. Crocodile
Let me go! Arhh!
[Mangkut, spoken]
The crocodile heard that, so he said…
[Koko, spoken]
Stop! Stop! Stop! STOP right now!
Mangkut! What is this?
Why is the show so rude?
My dear Pancake shouldn't hear anything like this
Look at her - she’s traumatized!
I can't take this! I can't!
Am I right, my dear Pancake?
[Lady Pancake, spoken]
Yes, yes, I can take that
[Helen]
Oh, I am such a handsome man
Strong and brave, I'm not afraid of anything
And I have massive balls
Kraithong is my name, listen to me
Where is the crocodile? I will hunt him down
[Ann, spoken]
Grr!
[Helen]
Oh, what's that noise? I think I heard the call
Of the kidnapped maiden by the horny crocodile
Stop right there, crocodile. Hand over the sexy chick
If you don't I'll crush your balls, and stab you with my spear
[Lina, spoken]
Oh, my dearest Koko
I don't know how the show turns out in such a mess
I feel like I'm going to faint. Which way is the bedroom, darling?
[Lady Pancake, spoken]
It's that way
[Lina, spoken]
Thank you
I need to go lie down and catch my breath for a moment