[Intro]
(Ah-ah) Yeah. Ahem, check-check-check (Yo)
Woo! (Tsh-tsh) Yo (Eh), yo, yo, yo
[Verse 1]
Put the phone down (Huh?): got tired of doomscrolling (Yeah)
My nerves aren't worth the news that's constantly rolling (Nah)
Nothing new here, this world’s gone crazy, for sure (Tsh)
So, might as well write lyrics, got vibes galore (A sea)
To save my mind (Huh?), so I won't be like the rest
I’ve realized it’s time to build my own fortress (Castle)
Where no one can climb, no one’s getting inside (Uh-huh)
Except my parents, friends, my girl, and the delivery guys
In every room, I’ll craft a chair right away (Oh yeah)
So, if it all goes dark, there’s a place to stay (Oh my)
Why a table? I’ll just set my PC on pizza boxes (Yeah)
Why water? "Good Cola" works, you can wash in it, no losses (Tasty)
Work? Pfft, I won't even leave my door (Nah)
Before my cunning plan, I'll give a thousand tours
Billions said: "Toss your streaming tracks!" (F***)
Long story short, a star’s leaving at its peak (Woo!)
[Chorus]
When everything’s off-plan
And the world has lost its mind (Gone insane)
Whether there’s frost or tropics outside my window
I don’t care, I’m in my gingerbread home (Woo!)
When everything’s off-plan
And the world has lost its mind (Oh yeah)
When everyone’s already built their coffins tight
I won't care, I’m in my gingerbread home (Ah)
[Verse 2]
I’ll grow a huge, heavy body, that’s for sure (Yeah)
So the system can’t fit me in its corporate lure (Ugh)
It’ll try to find a place, but I’ll resist (Nah)
Wave it off, and at twenty-five, I’m on early retirement list (Woo!)
With all the cash I’ll get, right away, no wait (What?)
I’ll buy myself RGB lights, maybe twenty, all great (Yeah)
So the whole block glows in red, lighting up the sky (Uh)
Let them think I’m growing plants — best prank of all time (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Fairy lights on the balcony, let’s make it bright (Yeah)
And fireworks every night at two — let’s keep up the hype (Woo!)
My genius plan to fool them all, make ‘em believe (Yeah)
They think we’ll die. We will, but I’ll be the last to leave (What?)
Sprawled in my chair, crumbs from chips on my shirt (Yeah)
I’ll be thinking only the smartest thoughts, alert (Hmm)
Outside, it’s doomsday: screams all around for help (Help!)
Can’t hear a thing, “Alexa, turn the TV up!” (Woo!)
[Chorus]
When everything’s off-plan
And the world has lost its mind (Yeah)
Whether there’s frost or tropics outside my window
I don’t care, I’m in my gingerbread home (I’m home!)
When everything’s off-plan
And the world has lost its mind (Ah)
When everyone’s already built their coffins tight
I won’t care, I’m in my gingerbread home (Woo!)
[Outro]
Alright, c’mon, c’mon, unload it all here
C’mon, c’mon, on me, don’t be shy, you’ve got half a meter more
Alright, good, yes, yes. Put those boxes right over there, please
Wait, where are you putting that? Can’t you see? That’s a lamp, it goes up! What are you doing?
Yes, yes, those… All the cups here, right here. No need to take them to the kitchen, I’ll eat right here
Mm, great, great, thanks guys. Eight grand — here you go, thank you so much!