[Intro: Boulevard Depo]
Ah? Ooh, ah?
I'm drinking scotch, kief is smoldering, the young girl loves my sport
In a sweat, a pill came over me, I'm undressing this hoe, ay-yeah
Tsss, ay
[Verse 1: Boulevard Depo]
I'm drinking scotch, kief is smoldering, the young girl loves my sport
In a sweat, a pill came over me, I'm undressing this hoe
I'm ok, but it's like I just melted
An hour ago I was light, but already now it's not the same (Ay)
This surreal Internet-net on their mind
A deluxe suite to eat cake, to do opium under the moon
If it exists -- I'm on the fucking wave
But they told me: "The world is only real in 4D"
There are bruises on my eyes, I'm going a different way
It's the left-hand path, you're twisting drugs in God mode
I'm remembering life and I took their experience, I scrolled through like I'm on a phone
My skill is growing and I'm happy -- it's surreal
All that's on my mind is paper, milkshake, fashion style
I don't give a shit about your lives -- it's all already happened
I'm collecting mana for the dogs to make everything beautiful
And leave this surreal world
Gilding, a horrible blog -- it's all fucking surreal
Dumbfucks are looking for squabbles, they're writing on Twitter that I'm a corpse
But I'm surreal, but I'm cool, I'm not playing their game
I'm Wallop, I'm drinking root beer, and I don't give a shit about anything
[Chorus: Boulevard Depo]
Are you listening, son? This is surreal (Give a shit)
Are you listening, son? This is surreal
Are you listening, son? This is all fucking surreal
This is all fucking surreal, this is all fucking surreal
[Verse 2: PHARAOH]
On the Internet they're watching me smoke a honey blunt
They're in shock that I pissed in this Fiji waterfall (Oh, damn!)
He so loves to listen to Dolor, but he's a little dumb (Dumb)
You ask why the fuck I have the best gun at this party (Oh, yes)
They're looking for incriminating evidence, they sing "Black Siemens" as a class (All of the class)
Parallels are burning askance, eight B's of a different opinion (Oh, damn)
After all, it's obvious from the memes: Pharaoh is a fucking sucker (He's a sucker)
On the Internet someone will say, "Cloud rap is their ceiling" (Suck my dick)
But now they want us, too, we might as well make them a catalog (Identical faggots)
And every rapper in the village now hosts a mosh club
And a dead man doesn't need a knife to bury you when he meets you
Look: there are two guys who get a kick out of saying we're all surreal (Surreal)
"Yeah, I'm angry while my mommy irons my suit for tomorrow (Suit)
"I sit down to comment -- their careers are going downhill (Careers)
"And Pharaoh disappeared in a drug overdose, then he got up and threw the dice, wassup?" (Wassup? Ay, yeah)