[Intro]
Oh, oh
[Chorus]
Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia
I would've made another CPU, but I didn't have enough
A couple thousand tons of raw textolite
We'll dig up the grave and retrieve the tech process
[Verse]
I'll grease the Core i9 lid with vaseline
Look how many transistors we've made for you
Now we'll overclock the stock, then sell it to some suckers
After 9 years, giving you Hyper-Threading (Fuck off)
We'll stick Broadwell into you
Together with Haswell, wе'll burn everything down
And overclock Turbo Boost at oncе, pushing it hard
We'll lock the overclock to sell you the "K" CPU
And buy a motherboard for overclocking
To push our old reconstructed Xeon
And don't bitch that it doesn't pull now
We put in a new socket, plus the tech process
Everything was great with Intel
But twice after Ryzen, I caught a severe insanity
I'll add Hyper to the Celeron
Call it the New, fast Hyper-pyen'
Put a "K" at the end, there you go "Top overclock"
The CPU degraded, Intel not doesn't care
Oh man, Oh man
Games freezing? Show off with Aida
Four threads are enough for cards and unlocking
Tune the memory on i3, and here's your former i5
Oh, fuck, what do you want to tell me again?
Maybe you better go overclock the Core i5?
Yep, and why do you need those Ryzens when you have i7 from my panties
Set the voltage to 1.5 and the cooling to 300 watts
Overclock the proc to five, and you'll fuck everyone in games
[Chorus]
Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia
I would've made another CPU, but I didn't have enough
A couple thousand tons of raw textolite
We'll dig up the grave and retrieve the tech process
[Bridge]
All the skeletons on Skylake quickly polished off
And we'll also stick in overclocking. Buy quickly
[Outro]
Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia, Mamma mia
I would've made another CPU, but I didn't have enough
Mamma fucking mia, Mamma fucking mia, Mamma fucking mia
I would've made another CPU, but I didn't have enough
We've been milking the tech process for five years
Sandy Bridge and Skylake, we poured them down your throat
Ha, Ha
Are you a moron?