[Intro]
Yeah, Kira on the phone!
Yo, Kira, uhm, I really don't have time right now, I'll call you back later, okay? Don't take offence!
I'm right on my way to completely fuck up the party
I'll call you back later! Kisses!
[Chorus]
Cruisin' with the city scooter to your shitty party
I'm not invited and I invited myself
It seems to me you don't want Bricky Boy here with you
But I've got a grappling hook
[Verse 1]
Man, I jump in the window of your bando
Or however you call your booth, bro
And I am inside, don't even stand out
'Cause all the lights are out, and it's pretty loud, ah
Like a ninja, I jump behind the couch
And just think to myself, "Man, how fucking ugly is this house?"
But I have a mission, and I can't leave yet
And I count all the missets in this room with my eagle eye
I count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen missets
And according to my nose, there are a few more missets in the side room right now, heh
Big and small missets
At this party, I'm spotting every type of misset, ah
Solely the over-coolest motherfucker behind the sofa is not a misset
But I can't suppress my coolness forever
And the guy in front of me has a shiver running down his spine
And he looks behind the couch, shit, I'm attracting attention
And I scream, "Beastboy!" and jump through the room
And plug in the mic in the motherfucking sound system
It's Prime Time now, 'cause Baba is making an announcement
[Bridge 1]
So firstly
I want that every misset knows that they're not worth anything
Let's be honest, with your dumb, stupid chatter
At most, I just have basic human decency left for you
And secondly, I'm the best in here
That's the most important thing
Write it in a really fat font, please
And put the note somewhere you won't forget
And thirdly, everyone who dares to suggest
I'm not the coolest on this earth is getting beheaded
Or getting burnt on the stake
'Cause I don't need any of you blasphemers
And fourthly
Every one of you goes to YouTube now and subscribes to me
And then to Twitch and donates
And then to Spotify and subscribes to the playlist
[Interlude]
"Sorry, who are you, and what are you doing here?"
"Put the beat back on!"
"Dude, I'm calling the cops!"
"Put the beat back on!"
[Chorus]
Cruisin' with the city scooter to your shitty party
I'm not invited and I invited myself
It seems to me you don't want Bricky Boy here with you
But I've got a grappling hook
[Verse 2]
Man, I jump out of the window, on the street
And escape from the arriving police jeep
Went cool, but I never get to the fifth point
There's always someone calling the police before
Goddamn, man, I'm racing through the streets on the city scooter
If you wanna catch me, you better get a helicopter
Or a tank or a jet or—, "Pull over, or I'm going to shoot!"
Okay, stop now, mister officer
I hope I don't have to say this again
I know you're jealous because I'm peculiar
This is a warning, you're not going to take me off the street again
I'm a God here, and you can be the sacrifice if I want so
I'll piss on your leg and I don't even have a full bladder
It's that Beastboy, like honestly, man, what's with this nonsense?
What are you doing with the handcuffs? What's with this nonsense?
"You're coming in the car with us for now..."
[Bridge 2]
And now I'm sitting in the back of the police car
The GPS says "insane asylum", but I'm not asking any questions, mh-mhm
I'm just wondering, "How could I start a cypher in here?"
I bite through the handcuffs, grab my phone
And get on the radio over Bluetooth
[Chorus]
Cruisin' with the city scooter to your shitty party
I'm not invited and I invited myself
It seems to me you don't want Bricky Boy here with you
'Cause I'm sitting in the police car
"You've got to hand it to him, he can rap!"
[Outro]
Cruisin' with the city scooter to your shitty party (Party)
Shitty pa-pa- (Party), pa—, to your shitty party
Cruisin' with the city scooter to your shitty party (Party)
Shitty pa-pa- (Party), pa—, to your shitty party
Tha-Thani
Yeah, Kira on the phone!