[Intro]
Ayy, uh
This is a song about how dumb I am
(Music by Alann Ulises)
Ooh
[Verse 1]
You know I'm functionally illiterate
I only get low grades and I only talk about dick
I have no opinion, I agree with whatever shit
If it has more than two lines, I don't read and I don't care
If it has more than ten letters, I don't know what it means
Constitution? Is this something to eat?
If I went to Mega Senha, I would be ashamed
I just got this way from smoking weed so much
[Chorus]
English? Fuck it, I live in Brazil
I don't read books, I don't study and I use a rifle
In my last homework, I got a zero
They call me to watch series, but I say I don't want it
When I watch it, I don't get almost anything
I don't even know how to speak properly, my diction is spoiled
I'm still not good at text intеrpretation
I got a retention right in thе first year
[Verse 2]
I take everything literally and [?]
If I try to talk, I sound like a jerk
Also, I get idiot when I'm around women
I try to date, but none of them want me
I'm not creative when I'm making my tracks
I smoke so much I should be in the PROERD ad
I missed my date with my college crush
I'm dumb as shit, bro, fucking hell
[Chorus]
English? Fuck it, I live in Brazil
I don't read books, I don't study and I use a rifle
In my last homework, I got a zero
They call me to watch series, but I say I don't want it
When I watch it, I don't get almost anything
I don't even know how to speak properly, my diction is spoiled
I'm still not good at text interpretation
I got a retention right in the first year