[Intro: Hubert von Goisern]
You big-eyed, ugly
Box of shaggy, light women
*Yodel*
If you don't like me, I like you
[Verse 1: Hubert von Goisern]
Oh my, oh my
When I'm looking for a girl
Then I already know exactly, she has to be round
And with a little temperament, uh my
Oh my, oh my
Most women have a body
Very slim and skinny like nothing else
Oh my, oh my
It could never be one of those
[Chorus: Hubert von Goisern]
I don't like a shepherd girl
Does not have thick calves
I like a girl from the city
That has thick calves
I don't like a shepherd girl
Does not have thick calvеs
I like a girl from the city
That has thick calves
[Bridge: Hubert von Goisern]
*Yodеl*
[Verse 2: Hubert von Goisern]
Oh my, oh my
The one with the green hair
Is even more beautiful than last year
Has also right now, not a little on the scales
Oh my, oh my
I already know the Anamirdl
I'd rather run away right away
There's nothing on it
Not at the back and not at the front
[Chorus: Hubert von Goisern]
I don't like a shepherd girl
Does not have thick calves
I like a girl from the city
That has thick calves
I don't like a shepherd girl
Does not have thick calves
I like a girl from the city
That has thick calves
[Post-Chorus: Hubert von Goisern]
The Landlatanz are beautiful
The Almakranz are beautiful
On top of the hat
Where it squeezes beautifully
[Bridge: Hubert von Goisern]
*Yodel*
Ahh, go crazy!
Ahh
[Outro: Sabine Kapfinger]
He knows, you know
He really doesn't know how [?]