[Chorus]
Who walks around stomping on the floor at night?
Who's tapping on the ceiling in the morning?
Who's throwing their cigarette butts on my balcony?
Who has a big mouth and a small dog?
Who's hitting the wall with a hammer?
Who's making my entire fucking life shit?
Who's tossing turpentine in the ditch?
Builds their fence way too big?
[Post-Chorus]
What needs to happen to the neighbors?
All the neighbors need to die!
[Verse 1]
Do you live above me?
Then I live down below (fourth floor)
Do you live below?
Then I live next to you (I live next to you)
I am your woman neighbour
Nice for you to ask about me
No one looks at me here
I've lived here for 45 years (45 years)
And everything in life is against me
My children who don't call have already forgotten me (already?)
The neighbors above stomp
The neighbors below don't even know that I exist
So I knock on their windows at night (knock, knock)
[Verse 2]
No one sees me (no)
No one cares about me (no)
No one takes a look around (no)
No one asks how it's going (no)
I am so alone (alone)
Stomp one time and I make a note
Stomp twice and I call the police
Stomp three times and I start a petition
Stomp four times-
"Can it please be returned?"
"Of course!"
"No problem!"
"Thank you"
[Chorus]
Who walks around stomping on the floor at night?
Who's tapping on the ceiling in the morning?
Who's throwing their cigarette butts on my balcony?
Who has a big mouth and a small dog?
Who's hitting the wall with a hammer?
Who's making my entire fucking life shit?
Who's tossing turpentine in the ditch?
Builds their fence way too big?
[Post-Chorus]
What needs to happen to the neighbors?
All the neighbors need to die!
[Verse 3]
Have you lived here for long?
Then I've lived here for just a bit
But I have
Already flipped the entire place on its head
I have cool
Chic shoes and I walk with a step
That makes you say:
"You and I have a different budget" (ching, ching)
Storm and Lente are my highly gifted children
They drink kid-cappuccinos and are fucking annoying
I am still with my wife but I'm secretly on Tinder
Want to have a neighborhood barbecue? I'm going to impede on that (yeah, sorry about that)
I am quite open to conversation
But I have an expensive lawyer, so show some respect
I have a very, very, very heavy wallet (so heavy)
And here, a magic wand
I can do a trick with it
[Verse 4]
The local baker? Coffee bar!
Your small neighborhood hairdresser? Coffee bar!
Your apartment below? Coffee bar!
And your yard will become the garage for my daughter's toy wagon (ahahahaha)
[Chorus]
Who walks around stomping on the floor at night? (on the ground)
Who's tapping on the ceiling in the morning? (what the fuck)
Who's throwing their cigarette butts on my balcony? (my balcony)
Who has a big mouth (mouth) and a small dog? (dog)
Who's hitting the wall with a hammer? (ow, ow, ow)
Who's making my entire fucking life shit? (no, no, no!)
Who's tossing turpentine in the ditch?
Builds their fence way too big? (oh)
[Post-Chorus]
What needs to happen to the neighbors?
All the neighbors need to die!
(huh, huh) What needs to happen to the neighbors?
All the neighbors need to die!
(huh, huh) What needs to happen to the neighbors?
All the neighbors need to die!
Oh, all the neighbors need to die!
[Outro: Mannenkoor van Geweldig Lieve Mannen]
We inhabit all towns, cities
We are always, always unsatisfied
Send letters to municipalities
Tap on the ceiling with brooms
Seem to live for conflict
But the real reason
Is our loneliness