[Intro]
Uh, gay
Lil Careca
[Chorus]
At the Christmas cookout, I hooked up with my friend
His name is Josivaldo and he studies journalism
I used drugs at Estácio and got a warning
The Earth is a square according to science
I have several songs on Spotify
I fucked a whore from Uruguay
On the TV in the living room, I watch Nando Moura
I punch otakus like Rocky Balboa
[Verse]
I'm beatboxing this chick's ass
I'm a whore boy, I am slutty, I do anal and oral sex
I went to Parque Guanabara, I smoked on the ferris wheel
Then I did a mosh pit with my metalhead bros
Writing one more song and it's 5 a.m
Venerating Dionysus at a pagan party
Grab my vine and call me Tarzan
I posted dick on Discord, I ended up getting banned
At the New Year's party, I played Pipa Combate
I put a vacuum cleaner right in my cavity
I only used it to clean, I smoke skunk on the couch
I listen to Rei da Cacimbinha every time I have sex
[Chorus]
At the Christmas cookout, I hooked up with my friend
His name is Josivaldo and he studies journalism
I used drugs at Estácio and got a warning
The Earth is a square according to science
I have several songs on Spotify
I fucked a whore from Uruguay
On the TV in the living room, I watch Nando Moura
I punch otakus like Rocky Balboa