My cheeks are a spotless white! My eyes are an unwavering black!
A sweet panda was loved by all
With everyone assuming she only had a cute side
But then the sweet panda took a piss
And the folks who couldn't accept that ex-expressed how they felt
I was just living my best panda life, just living ever so cutely
I delivered sermons brazenly and solemnly
I was just living my best panda life, just living ever so cutely
Quit looking at things you don’t need and look, look, look at my face!
My cheeks are a spotlеss white! My eyes arе an unwavering black!
With a hyper-invincible face, I've got nothing to fear. It's a capital punishment for the crime of charm
How attractive, how attractive, how attractive!
So that my raised leg isn’t gnawed clean through, I'll flawlessly fix this mug of mine
Not even a single mistake is acceptable in this world that demands a perfect face
How attractive, how attractive, how adverse!
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty-ty
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty...
You all want
Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee, pee
Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee...
Don't avert your eyes, neat freaks!
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty
Which of us is attached to beauty?
You all want beauty-ty, beauty-ty
And I'm attached to working on my face
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty
Which of us is attached to beauty?
You all want beauty-ty, beauty-ty
‘Cause you're attached to the outer surface
You can't hide this superficial tolerance or superficial humility with concealer
You poke your nose into my business though it's got nothing to do with you, nothing at all. All right then, I'll bite it off! What nerve you’ve got!
(The outsiders are madly in love with the sweet panda.)
Rather than exposing something like “looks are deceiving” outwardly
(The outsiders are madly in love with the sweet panda.)
Wouldn’t it be more honest to aim for a beautiful face with all your heart?
How far does your spotlessness go?
My cheeks are a spotless white! My eyes are an unwavering black!
With a hyper-invincible face, I've got nothing to fear. It’s a capital punishment for the crime of charm
How attractive, how attractive, how attractive!
Saying “the inside's what counts” or stupid shit like that, I was admired, but always for my outer surface
Not even a single mistake is acceptable in this world that demands a perfect face
How attractive, how attractive, how adverse!
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty-ty
Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty...
You all want
Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee, pee
Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee...
Don't avert your eyes, neat freaks!
Don't avert your eyes from this peeing panda!