[Verse 1]
I want the entire world and I want it now
I want to cry in the shower with an umbrella
I want the dutch team on a glittery outfit
I want to waterboard you in the cheese fondue
[Verse 2]
I want a Fisherman's Friend as a suppository
To bake cookies with coke as a starch
Headbutt you for your own good
I never want to work on my self-image
[Verse 3]
My pronouns are oats and barley
I want to cook brussel sprouts in only an apron
I want eating pussy recognized as an official sport
I want everyone to be a bit nice again
[Verse 4]
I want to go back to how it was before
I have no emotions
But I still send emojis