[Intro: Elmer, Elmers]
"Hey, Elmer!"
Oh, uh, yeah? Hello?
"How do we get this country even flatter?"
Well, by stomping
"With our rain boots on?"
Yes, of course. What else?
"Yeahhh!"
[Chorus: Elmer]
Stomp this country flat
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
[Verse 1]
This country is flat
Ground wet
Country is flat
World round
This country is flat
Made of cardboard
Grab it tight
Turn it around
This country is flat
And made of clay
And of you
And of me
[Verse 2]
This country is flat
Lines straight
Live on property
Live on flatness
No conversation
What the fuck
Shut your mouth
This country is flat
And in love
With a man
In a suit
This country is flat
This country is flat
[Chorus: Elmer]
Stomp this country flat
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
[Verse 3]
This country is flat
Rain falls
It becomes a puddle
This country is flat
Bag of chips
Amstel crate
This country is fed up
Much too small
Build a city
This country is cramped
This country is cramped
[Verse 4]
Ball of ground meat (Stomp it flat)
Thatched roof (Stomp it flat)
Burlap sack (Stomp it flat)
Wet pastry (Stomp it flat)
Volendam (Stomp it flat)
Tall Jan (Stomp it flat)
Baker Bart (Stomp it flat)
And my heart (Stomp it flat)
[Pre-Chorus: Elmer, Elmers]
"Hey, Elmer!"
Yes, what now?
"We don't think the country is flat yet!"
Well, I think it's already quite flat
"We want this country even flatter!"
No, no, no, no, please, no
"Yeahhh!"
[Chorus: Elmer]
Stomp this country flat
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
(Stomp it flat, stomp it, stomp it flat, stomp it flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
(Stomp it flat, stomp it, stomp it flat, stomp it flat)
[Pre-Chorus: Elmers]
"Hey, Elmer!"
"Elmer?"
"Is that a chainsaw?"
"Elmer, nooo!
[Chorus: Elmer]
Stomp this country flat
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)
This country is flat (flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat)