[Verse 1]
Promotion from a worm to a customer
Instead of an arm, I'm growing a leg
Promotion from a worm to a customer
Instead of an arm - a leg
Promotion from a customer to a patient
Instead of ass - a jaw
Promotion from a fisher to a cool dude
Instead of a fishing net - a rag
Promotion from a labourer to a psycho
Instead of head - a rubber bladder
Promotion from a prime minister to an agent
Instead of a job, a pension...
[Chorus]
But no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two racing elephants
And no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two elephants, and run away on them
[Verse 2]
Katowice, Katowice
A miner is rushing with a whip
In Almaty, in Almaty
A Mongolian is rushing with a lash
San Francisco, San Francisco
A boxer is rushing with a Nysa truck
Boxer shouldn't behave like this
They'll fuck him up with a gun
[Chorus]
But no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two racing elephants
And no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two elephants, and run away on them
[Verse 3]
In Mozambique, in Mozambique
Two wild boars are rushing around
One is black, the other is short
Instead of snouts, they have two missiles
Ulaanbaatar, Ulaanbaatar
An alligator is rushing around
He puked to the left, puked to the right
He choked on his coffee
[Chorus]
But no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two racing elephants
And no one's gonna catch me
Because I'll buy myself two elephants, and run away on them