[Intro : Vald & Lorenzo]
So, your thing is "troll rap"? (yeah) A new generation born on the Internet (that's it), far from the suburbs cliches...
Exactly, but what we really try to do is conscious rap my man
[Verse 1 : Lorenzo]
With V.A.L.D. we play co-op
You took two puffs and you're already stoned
I'm the cock of the farm, attracting all chicks
Don't ask me how I feel, ask me how I roll
Little french accent, american girls find me cute
Sprouting seeds for Cannabis Cup
I love the smell, how much does it cost?
With your sisters, I'm popular for sure
Whiskey-Cola without Cola, be polite or I'll hustle you
2 girls a day, yeah that's the quota
The respect is quite far away
The weed from the ceremonial pipe give me visions
I leave towards space, almost got my visa
There are only douchebags on TV
I want my portrait to replace Mona Lisa
In my cup poor the drink
Licking someone's boots? That'll be the day!
Big butt, Bambi eyes
Reach the bottom, I'll dig further
I throw tomatoes at vegans
I need a mini-fridge in the car
Only Jeremstar I call a fag
Smoke your fingers, there won't be a Player2
[Pre-chorus 1 : Lorenzo & Vald]
Poor the liquor, oh dear, in my cup, poor the liquor
She say 'no', oh dear, drank too much, she say 'no' (oh dear)
She finds me satanic yet so cute (oh dear)
She fucks on the first date? Oh my...
[Chorus : Vald & Lorenzo]
Weird (yeah, odd), why everybody look at me weird? (why everybody look at me weird?)
Only leaving home to fool around (else I stay home bro)
Eating peanuts behind the fence
It feels weird, so much weird
Rolling Bulbasaur's pollen joint (Bulbasaur's? damn)
Zubro', synthesis in my tisane (both bro, both)
Vald-Lorenzo, it's so weird, way too weird
What do they say?
[Bridge : Vald & Lorenzo]
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
[Verse 2 : Vald]
Suck my TNs, eat your BNs, violent like DBZ
Proud like DZ, pop Mary, even Molly, not Helene, Barra Nayek
You piss me off like a FM signal (ou ou)
Or the FN, fucking kehba on the sofa bed
I spread the virus and sell the vaccine : I am Machiavellian
I watch conspiracy vids, not satellite tv
In our hearths, beauty of the Creator and ugliness of America
Even when I'm dead I'm ready to fuck them all (of course), rigor mortis
Prepared for the ride (okay)
In the bottle, some nasty potion (okay)
Cops on duty in the area (okay)
Tinted glasses, I got the solution (okay)
All on medication without being sick (okay)
9 square meters become palace (okay)
Can't feel my balls, can't feel my face (okay)
Shut your pussy, now you annoy me
[Pre-Chorus 2 : Vald]
They look at me weird, oh no I'm banned
I please mamacitas because I'm weird
It's weird seeming weird for those jerks
Are they traumatized?
[Chorus : Vald & Lorenzo]
Weird (yeah, odd), why everybody look at me weird? (why everybody look at me weird?)
Only leaving home to fool around (else I stay home bro)
Eating peanuts behind the fence
It feels weird, so much weird
Rolling Bulbasaur's pollen joint (Bulbasaur's? damn)
Zubro', synthesis in my tisane (both bro, both)
Vald-Lorenzo, it's so weird, way too weird
What do they say?
[Outro : Vlad & Lorenzo]
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap
For the kids, in 10 years : we will be the couscious rap