[Intro]
Yo, any Oxxxymiron fans in here? (Huh? Recognized as a foreign agent in Russia)
Ayo! (Yeah) Yo, ahem-ahem
Russian rap, it’s sad, a trap
What is lyrical rap? I don’t know
Who’s that lyrical rap? I don’t know!
Don’t know? No!
I’ll explain it now (Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go)
[Verse 1]
Lyrical rap? It’s suffocating, no debate (Whoa)
Everyone agrees, it’s just dead weight
All those stories, tales they create
Written by the weak who can’t relate
Too shy to touch the obscene or dark
They choose the easy way to make a mark
Abstract stuff, like space or the sea
All that’s unknown but lovеd by the scene
Picturе this, dear listener, our world’s all a toy
With apricots and playthings, what’s next? Minions, boy?
Anything this writer touches turns absurd
No logic in the mix, but who needs that word?
Every line just reeks of the old
But the rap itself, bro? Pretty bold!
[Chorus]
Oh man, ain't it grand to hear lyrical rap?
Your importance grows, just like that!
If one of your bros can’t vibe with lyrical rap
Send him away, 'cause nothing tops that!
[Verse 2]
Oxxxymiron got slapped and then left for ten years
Could’ve crushed the game if he heard lyrical cheers
Go see a doc and keep your backside warm
If you’ve never bumped lyrical rap, you’re out of form
You get it? That’s what they’ll say (Aha)
Don’t get fooled by their lyrical play
Abstract rap for a concrete pay
A whiny dude spitting bars all day
Don’t annoy me with your multi-syllabic flow (Ugh)
Life’s clear from the start, you know (We know)
I wanna just dance and sip some more
No deep stuff when I’m hittin' the floor (Na-na-na-na-na)
Imagine chillin' on your one day off
And some guy starts sharing his mental trough (Like, dude, back off, I don’t care)
Yo, go unload that crap on a truck (Huh?)
Your mouth spitting nonsense like muck
Talking ‘bout how life’s so tough for all
But maybe your listeners are just different, y’all (Of course, they are)
Perfect beings, so divine!
Relax, bro, sad rap’s fine
It’s got those suicide vibes, but not $uicideboy$ kind
I’ll laugh it off, long as it’s not a crime
You wouldn’t keep it in, make a track sometime
[Chorus]
Oh man, ain't it grand to hear lyrical rap?
Your importance grows, just like that! (Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go)
If one of your bros can’t vibe with lyrical rap
Send him away, 'cause nothing tops that! (For real)
Oh man, ain't it grand to hear lyrical rap?
Your importance grows, just like that! (Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go)
If one of your bros can’t vibe with lyrical rap
Send him away, 'cause nothing tops that! (Yeah, that’s the fact)