[Verse 1]
My girlfriend doesn't allow me to look out of the window
Because there are other women out there
And women are a red rag to me
My downfall, my eternal curse
But first things first: For example, if I go for a walk
And I see a lady, then it will happen again:
Completely normal just moments ago, but within seconds
I mutate into an amoeba, my brain is gone and
[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my heart again
I'm a man, this can happen again at any time
I'm about to lose my heart again
If there's one thing I can do, it's ignore reality
[Verse 2]
Up to ten times a day the same symptoms:
Racing pulse, shaking hands and I'm hyped up
And then I have to wait again for the wounds to heal
I'm completely perforated by Cupid's arrows
And so I think (Think): It's better to suffer inside
Than to be incredibly awkward outside again
Being grounded is pardonable because
It's for the best of everyone involved (Woo!)
[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my heart again
I'm a man, this can happen again at any time
I'm about to lose my heart again
You don't even have to plead for sanity here
Wa-oh, baby, don't be mad at me, 'cause (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Wa-oh, I'm polyamorous (Woo!)
I'm about to lose my heart once again
I think I'll have a go with a stapler
[Bridge]
I can't understand myself
I find all women gorgeous
And I can do nothing (Nothing), nothing (Nothing), nothing (Absolutely nothing)
Nothing about it
I can't even claim to be drunk
Do I have to wear blinkers? Have I gone that low?
I wish I were immune to all the pheromones
(Woo!)
[Refrain]
I'm about to lose my heart again
Could someone perhaps set me in concrete somewhere?
I'm about to lose my heart again
I'm a man, thus incredibly hard to tame
Wa-oh, baby, don't be mad at me, 'cause (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Wa-oh, I'm polyamorous (Woo!)
I'm about to lose my heart once again
I'm about to lose my heart again
No tactics: target, confront, triumph!
I'm about to lose my heart again
Will I remain in puberty for my entire life?
Wa-oh, baby, don't be mad at me, 'cause (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Wa-oh, I'm polyamorous (Woo!)
I'm about to lose my heart once again
Because we men only exist for love