Tan-tan-tan
Pam-pam-pam
No one in the office
I am all alone
Should've been here
By nine
I've also got the coffee machine
All to myself
For my shit afterwards
There's no time pressure
Christmas in the ho-ho-office
Saving my vacation days
For the summer in Bordeaux
Have Christmas in the office-ho-ho
Nobody asks me what's in my
Thermos flask
It tastes cinnamony
Pack empty batteries
Into stupid Thorsten's mouse
Put stupid Thorsten's mouse
Into Peter's drawer
And I'll move Peter's drawеr
Five kilometers away
Onto Dеtlef's computer
I'll put a batch file in the autostart
Call it lol.bat
Write in the batch file
Start lol.bat
Kiss my ass Detlef!
Detlef I can't stand you!
Christmas in the ho-ho-office
Saving my vacation days
For a tractor tour
Have Christmas in the ho-ho-office
And the cookies on the table
Are not good for the figure
But that doesn't really matter
Christmas in the ho-ho-office
Even the janitor
Is ho-ho-happy today
Have Christmas in the ho-ho-office
Because at home Uncle Hartmut
Is visiting and talking a lot
About strange times, you know
Christmas in the ho-ho-ho-office
[spoken]
(That was out of time)