[Intro]
Ou!
[Verse 1]
Short at the front and long at the back
Most often with a rattail
Hair style is your program
Nothing concerns you easily
Never at a loss for casual remarks
Your brain is in a constant mist
Always funny and jolly
Until the ass lies in the coffin
You fire all over this world
[Pre-Chorus]
Peter Maffay is your hero
Maffay is your hero
In your small world
You have a
[Chorus]
Mullet
You're the star
This chorus is singing about here
All right? (Right)
Mullet
Our hairstyle king
You're really wicked
You got it
Cool, everything easy, man
Mullet
You feel good
Know what's going on
Everything easy, man
[Verse 2]
Even if it's hard to believe
I know you're peacocky
With poultice, shampoo, deep conditioner, hair dryer
You've been seen many times
You're from a different star
How else should I interpret this?
You act so innocent and retarded
Ihr tut so harmlos und debil
But I see through your game:
You strive for world domination
[Pre-Chorus]
And then you give every man
Really every man
Even women will get
A
[Chorus]
Mullet
You're the star
This chorus is singing about here
All right? (Right)
Mullet
Our hairstyle king
You're really wicked
You got it
Cool, everything easy, man
Mullet
You feel good
Know what's up
Hey, everything easy, man
[Sample]
Now the golden smog asks the musical question:
[Bridge]
Hair gel, hair oil and ponytail
Demand a lot of tolerance
Nowadays, only a child, at best
Believes that goatees are becoming
And especially the popular mustache (Mul-)
Is a giant of obnoxiousness (-let)
Science has found recently that with ragged dreadlocks (Mul-)
Hair doesn't appear greasy anymore (-let)
But I wonder sadly why mullets are so popular?
[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you wear them?
Why do you wear them?
Say, why do you wear them?
Your
[Chorus]
Mullet
You're the star
This chorus is singing about here ([?])
All right? (Right)
Mullet
Our hairstyle king
You're really wicked
You got it
Cool, everything easy, man
Mullet
You feel good
Know what's up (Awesome, awesome!)
Mullet
You're the star
This chorus is singing about here
All right?
Mullet
Our hairstyle king
You're really wicked
You got it
Cool, everything easy, man
Mullet
You feel good
(You) Know what's up
Hey, everything easy
[Outro]
Mul-let
Mul-let
Mul-let
Mullet