[Intro: maxxytren]
This story is made up
All people are actors
[Chorus: maxxytren]
I'm injecting trenbolone into the ass
So I'll become a very big jock
I'm going through the door sideways
I love cookies with milk
Fucked up my morning with testosterone
My biceps gained a few more tons
I ate buckwheat with cottage cheese
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about your diet
[Post-Chorus: maxxytren]
Sausages with mayo — that's what I call a meal
I'm in KFC getting fucked up and high
I'm an anabolic, I don't give a fuck, I won't be bloated
For a couple of days I'll be doing push-ups, and everyone will be pissed off
[Bridge: bulk_machine]
A rep, a rep, another rep
A rep, a rep, another rep
A rep, a rep, another rep
I wipe the sweat off my forehead
A rep, a rep, another rep
A rep, a rep, another rep
A rep, a rep, another rep
Yeah, I don't give a fuck, damn, another rep
[Verse 1: bulk_machine]
Clothes are feeling tight
The hips gained a few more grams, mwah
Stan in the pills
Sorry, I bent a few bars
I'm venom, veins like a hose
What a fucking pump
Sq-sq-sq-sq-squatted
I ripped the underwear in half (Oops)
[Bridge: maxxytren]
I wanna be like Arnie, hop
Big biceps, what?
I'm just a bear, who?
I'm Barni the bear, oh
I'm just a bear
I'm a gummy bear
I'm just, I, I, I, I
[Verse 2: bulk_machine]
I'm fucking pumped
With the miracle of Masteron
I'm the iron's lover-lover
Not much space, I'm sleeping at home
I don't give a fuck, I'm a human cyborg
Wiping my fart all over my ass
My heels smell like cheese
I'm a huge beast
[Chorus: maxxytren]
I'm injecting trenbolone into the ass
So I'll become a very big jock
I'm going through the door sideways
I love cookies with milk
Fucked up my morning with testosterone
Added a few tons to the biceps
I ate buckwheat with cottage cheese
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about your diet
[Post-Chorus: maxxytren]
Sausages with mayo — that's what I call a meal
I'm in KFC getting fucked up and high
I'm an anabolic, I don't give a fuck, I won't be bloated
For a couple of days I'll be doing push-ups, and everyone will be pissed off