[Skit: LSP, Alisa the Fox & Basilio the Cat]
— Dude, pour me some more. Let's more so I could almost die.
Now I'm drinking today, cause it's not life, it's fucking hippodrome. Where everyone's trying to beat you, but you're the furthest from the start. You know, they're really dumbest horse, and I'm that the stallion, and anyway I've good horseshoes
— What a wonderful young man
— Yeah-yeah, I suggest a couple more shots
— Shit, who else are you?
— I'm Alisa the Fox
— And I'm Basilio the Cat
— It seems I got over drink
— No, it's a unique opportunity to find success, capital and attention of women of weightless morals. You just need the key
— What the fuck is the key?
— And we'll tell you
— And we'll show you
— It's not just a key, it's golden. You can open every doors on your way with it
— I have no key
— Shit, it's just a metaphor. The key is your talent, don't be stupid
— Real, don't be. Do you wanna get some girls, money and pills?
— I do, but what should I do?
— We'll tell you on way
— On way?
— It's way to one country, friend. The country of fools