[Verse 1: Yuri Klinskikh & Tatiana Fateeva]
From the forest is coming equestrian police
Hey, girls, stand into doggy-style, we'll start the rehearsal!
I came in the kolkhoz named by Michurin
I knew I would be fucked like I had a feeling!
I don't go by my mother-in-law's house without jokes
One day put my dick thought the fence, one day show them my ass!
I was on the North, digged out gold
If I didn't have a pussy, I would die from the starvation!
[Chorus: Yuri Klinskikh]
Oh-pa, oh-pa
Green fence
The girls fucked the priest
This was according to his merits!
[Verse 2: Yuri Klinskikh & Tatiana Fateeva]
A passer-by stood on the bridge, looking like a mothefucker
Suddenly, out of nowhere, appeared, fuck him in mouth!
I fell in love with the guy, but he turned out to be without a dick
But why the fuck do I need man without a dick when there are many as fuck people with dicks?!
How the nightingale fucks the cuckoo on the top of our head
Only heard on the bough, "Сhirp, pussy-irp, dick-irp, peek-a-boo!"
My dear and me near the metro, were kissing till the morning
We would kissing more, but hurts my vaginore!
[Chorus: Yuri Klinskikh]
Oh-pa, oh-pa
Green fence
And the girls fucked the priest
This was according to his merits!
[Verse 3: Yuri Klinskikh & Tatiana Fateeva]
And the girls swam in the lake, they found a rubber dick
They fucked all day, they didn't even go to school!
My darling found a birch dick under the fence
They tried it on with all the people, it didn't fit anyone!
And because of the forest and of the mountains, a man showed an ax
But he didn't just show him, he tied him to a dick!
We kissed with a sweetheart, standing at the mound
And I stood and pissed on his white felt boots!
[Chorus: Yuri Klinskikh]
Oh-pa, oh-pa
Pussy and ass accreted!
But it can't be so
The space between should remain!
[Verse 4: Yuri Klinskikh & Tatiana Fateeva]
And Manka's hymen was ruptured, Sanka was fucked in the ass
After all crap on piano, it was a great time!
We fucked with a sweetie in a 40 C coldness
The ass was covered with frost, the dick stood like Santa Claus!
The church was robbed on the Vaugres Bridge
Ass fucked in the ass and shit in the bell!
I sucked just now at Sergey Savich
He looks cool, but tastes salty!
[Chorus: Yuri Klinskikh]
Oh-pa, oh-pa
Green fence
And the girls fucked the priest
This was according to his merits!
[Verse 5: Yuri Klinskikh & Tatiana Fateeva]
Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, vegetables
Pussy rides on a mare, dick on an ambulance!
I fell in love with a dick-bean and hung a portrait
And in the morning I saw that the dick is hanging, but there is no bean!
My friend and I worked on diesel
He is a dumbass, and I am a dumbass, they fucking stole our carriage!
I felt in love with the tractor driver and as usual made a sex with him
Then I was washing my tits for three weeks and making pee pee with solar oil!
[Chorus: Yuri Klinskikh]
Oh-pa, oh-pa
Green fence
And the girls fucked the priest
Serves him right!
Hop-hop-hop
[Outro: Yuri Klinskikh]
My dear girlfriend farts on the radio,
"I'm without a Combination like without menstruation!"