[Verse 1]
The other day I'm sitting in the Hawelka at half past one
With a few Wuchteln and a beer
Suddenly there's a commotion at the front entrance
Because a naked man comes in at the door
The old Hawelka says: “Find me a seat!”
But she makes a fuss
Because she doesn't think that's possible there
And he's told to fuck off, but quickly
[Chorus]
Yes look, such a pig, look at that
What is a naked man doing at Hawelka?
Wow, so yikes, God help me
Listen, I would be ashamed if I werе him
[Bridge]
One of them shouts: “What madness!
Givе him something to wear!”
But his girlfriend says: “So beautiful
Finally someone without clothes!”
[Chorus]
Yes look, such a pig, look at that
What is a naked man doing at Hawelka?
[Verse 2]
Fritz the waiter says: “We're a city café here
And what you're doing is a mess”
An old actor says again: “Oh come on!
Well, I don't think that's bad”
Then the naked man says: “Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You probably don't know who I am
Even if nobody knows me, I'm very prominent
As the most elegant streaker in Vienna”
[Chorus]
Yes look, such a pig, look at that
What is a naked man doing at Hawelka?
Wow, so yikes, on the other hand
A naked man like that also has its charm
[Bridge]
Let's just make an exception
Let's not be cruel today
Because a bohemian pub
Whistles on middle-class morals
[Chorus]
Yes look, such a pig, look at that
What is a naked man doing at Hawelka?