[Intro]
Joost, dinner!
And when's that tape coming?
Aye, aye
Aye, aye, aye!
[Verse 1]
I'll give a shoutout to myself
Because these people won't give me anything
And you really can't deny it
Who are you, who am I, wait a second
I am everything except a famous Dutch person
[Verse 2]
I'm that stuck up, annoying-ing like a pop-up when I pu-pu-pull up
I'm not insecure
Because one day my ass will be at Dumpert Reeten
Until that time it's cool the way it is (aye)
Bitch look at sole of my shoe (ayе)
Do you happen to have 50 cents, bеcause then I can go buy something in the shape of food
Aye, why am I screaming? (wow)
Aye, why am I running?
Yeah, you can't see it, but people are using you like an ABN-scanner (for money)
Yeah, that shit's ideal (huh)
I mean iDEAL (wow)
I wish I had one strong right arm, yeah, then I'd start vlogging and selling my soul
Oh, aye, I'm sorry (wow)
Please, wait, understand me (aye)
I don't want to be this bitter, but life is so much more than just liking something
And his flowers start pollinating (on Twitter?)
9 follows on Twitter
You want a follow on Twitter
You'll get a follow on Twitter
But first, people are waiting for my tape
Scandinavian Boy, that's my tape
Are you ready for my tape?
My tape aye, aye, aye, my tape
[Outro]
I'm asking for a little bit of patience
I'm asking for a little bit of time
It's your favorite YouTuber's favorite YouTuber, aye, and I know you're watching