[Intro]
This is a Certified Hood Classic
[Chorus: 5mewmet]
My seed is a panacea, it cures the ills of life
My seed is not a placebo, so come on without the gum
My seed is like a zaza, it gives dopamine
After intimacy with me, chicks say “thank you”
My seed is a panacea, it cures the ills of life
My seed is not a placebo, so come on without the gum
My seed is like a zaza, it gives dopamine
After intimacy with me, chicks say “thank you”
[Verse 1: 5mewmet]
“Thank you, Vladik, for spanking me.”
“Thank you, Vladik, for fucking me in the ass.”
Write to me, girls, I will do good to everyone
I am very generous in life, I am a philanthropist in life (This is a Certified Hood Classic)
[Verse 2: dj trippie flameboy]
My balls are big, thе size of a bowling ball
After fucking, your slut said my dick is a DJ nightmare
Shе wants to be my daughter, but I already have five shmaras
Your whore said after fucking me, your dick is a waste
Your penis is very, very, very sad
My penis is very, very, very tasty
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum, your bitch got it
After fucking me, she cried for a very long time (This is a Certified—)
[Verse 3: SEXBOMBA31]
She cried, a lot, for a long time, whore, slut
Licked all her feet, she's my mommy
Cum in the bitch's pussy, I guess I'm now a daddy
Baby, I'm a cash freak, I'm not an alpha
Damn, your legs are like fucking potatoes
Damn you have teeth like a fucking shark
What are you sniffing, bitch? Get the fuck out of here
Why, bitch, are you farting? Go nah— (Ha-ha-ha, lights out)