[Verse 1 : Carlito]
I'll prove to you why, the better the L's are
Straight, an anastrophe to rub in your face
While you were studying male and female gametes
Me, I was discovering male and female relationships
[Verse 2 : McFly]
Wow! You made females rhyme with females
I think you're ready for kindergarten
I study the laws of the universe
And I'm eight times more likely to have a job
[Verse 3 : Carlito]
Small hitch though, yes, it's your schedule
The anatomy you know best is that of the TI-82
The only curves you look at
They're in your math notebook
[Bridge : McFly]
Walking around in a sarouel
And talk about Hemingway
But you know books
You'll never write one
Dye your hair
And wear mittens
You'll end up at the FNAC, advising the book of the week
[Pre-Chorus : Carlito]
But tell me something serious
Now that you're a youtuber
What good did it do you
Learning those formulas by heart
My class was heavenly
You were talking about plate tectonics
When I see you with your pipette
Of course I smoke weed
[Chorus : McFly & **Carlito**]
L, L, L, L
It's the hess, hess, hess, hess
**L, L, L, L
I'll put you on PLS, S, S (and it goes)**
L, L, L, L
It's the hess, hess, hess, hess
**L, L, L, L
I'll put you on the PLS, S, S**
[Verse 4 : McFly]
We can be a researcher, eradicate diseases
You're a *sécheur*, as soon as you can in the infirmary
[Verse 5 : Carlito]
You think it opens doors for you
The only one you'll open
Is the one at the job center
The S will be a distant memory
[Verse 6 : McFly]
The truth is
You don’t care about great authors
You're a wanker
Your goal is to pass the hours
[Verse 7 : Carlito]
We all know very well that if you chose this path
It's just to please your father
[Bridge : McFly]
Walking around in a sarouel
And talk about Hemingway
But you know books
You'll never write one
Dye your hair
And wear mittens
You'll end up at the FNAC, advising the book of the week
[Pre-Chorus : Carlito]
But tell me something serious
Now that you're a youtuber
What good did it do you
Learning those formulas by heart
My class was heavenly
You were talking about plate tectonics
When I see you with your pipette
Of course I smoke weed
[Dialogue: McFly and **Carlito**]
- Well, technically I know more than you do, so
- **Well yeah, but what's the point?**
- Hm hm well yeah but what's the point
- **No no, not that kid**
- Oh no, not that kid
- **Oh my...**
- Oh, my…
[Verse 8 : McFly and **Carlito**]
- **Well, I know**
- Me I know
- **The work of Voltaire**
- The speed of light
- **Metaphor, allegory**
- PI and infinite
- **The conscious, the unconscious**
- The table of elements
- **Religion and history**
- The volume of water in a bathtub
[Chorus : McFly & **Carlito**]
L, L, L, L
It's the hess, hess, hess, hess
**L, L, L, L
I'll put you on PLS, S, S (and it goes)**
L, L, L, L
It's the hess, hess, hess, hess
**L, L, L, L
I'll put you on the PLS, S, S**
[Bridge: McFly and **Carlito**]
If I say "Bunsen burner," you say "Bunsen burner."
Bunsen burner?
Bunsen burner!
**If I say "diphthong", you say "diphthong"
Diphthong ?
Diphthong!**
If I say "aqueous solution", you say "aqueous solution"
Aqueous solution?
Aqueous solution!
**If I say "Friedrich Nietzsche", you say Friedrich
Just say "Nietzsche"
Nietzsche!**