[Verse 1]
One likely sees them at the weekend (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Sporty, modern gentlemen with hot looks
They pull freshly painted ladies (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Onto the dancefloors of the republic
[Verse 2]
The mating rituals of adult people (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Are more interesting than one might think
From chest hair toupet to Botox mask (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
All is fair in love and war
[Chorus]
Men and women are bare horror
The way they look each other deeply into their eyes for hours
And the women steal othеr women's men
And the mеn vent their frustration on the women
'Cause men and women might be capable
Of gladly ruining each other's nights
When they yearn until dawn
And yet go back home alone again
[Verse 3]
They already lie in the bushes at noon (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
At night you can hardly walk through the urban park
Romantic dreamers call it "love"
(I would say) Here you can see hormones at work
[Bridge]
And when they dim the lights
An entire nation feverishly erected
In spring it's specifically severe
That's why I just prefer winter
[Chorus]
Men and women are bare horror
The way they look each other deeply into their eyes for hours
And the women steal other women's men
And the men just build houses anyway
Some men love men, some women likewise women
That's nothing to pity or be astonished about
That's just as normal as gum-chewing
Though the majority of people would never dare