No matter how many times I say it, he’ll never listen;
A lackadaisical outsider!
You run down the halls as fast as you can, “Stop that!”
“I said, stop that.”
“Gahh, why won’t you shut up? I’m in a hurry
Why’re you spending your free time here?
There’s nobody here, so it’s fine, right?
I don’t have time for you, so see ya!”
“Wait wait, hold on, listen to me!
I’m telling you to stop flouting discipline!”
“Ahh, right, right! I get it now
Well, not that I have any intention of listening.”
Seriously though
I really hate you!
Oh, did I piss you off? Serves you right!
“No, I’m definitely so much better than you!” we glare at each other, competing once again
I have no idea what the hell this is all about
A diligent, earnest Yakuza
“He gets all mad at me just for breaking a few little rules…
He’s so persistent!”
Oh, look. He’s at it again, breaking them again
It looks like he never learns
His shirts hanging out and his tie is loose
“I’d love to see the look on your parents’ faces.”
“Oh, is that right?”
“Say that one more time–I won’t forgive you.”
Seriously though
I really hate you!
I’m angry, but I can’t help but smile
“No, I’m never gonna be your friend,” we glare at each other but burst into laughter
“O, your highness! Catch me if you can!”
“How many times have I told you not to run in the halls!?”
“What’s the matter, smarty? Finally admitting defeat?”
“Looks like you didn’t learn your lesson at all…”
“Wait wait, hold on, listen to me!
Have you blown your top or something?”
“Ahh, right, right! I get it now!
Yeah, I’m pissed off beyond belief!”
Noisily running around, putting everything we’ve got into it
Chaotic with destruction, missteps, and delinquency
No more looking at the big picture, it’s one enemy at a time
No, seriously, I really hate you more than anything!
That’s right, I’ll hate you forever and ever!
Then both of us get caught
And five seconds after we’ve said “let’s make up,” we’ve burst into flames again
(Alt. Title(s): Zettai Tekitai Mecha Kirai yaa, Absolute Hostility, I Hate You So Much!)