[Chorus]
I bought a massive bike
I bought a massive bike
Everyone's staring at me…
They’re shouting, “Stay with us!”
But now, goodbye, forgive me
It's time for us to part ways
[Refrain]
M-m-m-m-my bike, I've checked every bolt
Everything creaks and squeals, but somehow it’s even fun
I checked the brakes, they didn't work—no big deal
Anyway, my plan's to press only on the gas
[Bridge]
Hop on the seat, damn, you're such a cutie
There's trouble on the right, so we steer to the left
Reach under the seat, grab the gun from there
Another damn fed, pop-pop-pop, hit him square
[Chorus]
I bought a massive bike
I bought a massive bike
I bought a massive bike
I bought a mass—
Everyone's staring at me…
They're shouting, “Stay with us!”
But now, goodbye, forgive me
It's time for us to part ways
[Refrain]
M-m-m-m-my bike, I’ve checked every bolt
Everything creaks and squeals, but somehow it’s even fun
I checked the brakes, they didn't work—no big deal
Anyway, my plan’s to press only on the gas
[Verse]
I'm not riding for cash, not riding for fame
It's like I'm daring myself to step up my game
I fell in love with the thrill, flooring the gas
I don’t care how far I go, not a millimeter back
I'm weird, like Johnny, my bike won't sink
Riding into nowhere, never coming back again
They'll throw a fit here, roads worn down
People look at me, they all want a bike like this
[Chorus]
I bought a massive bike
I bought a massive bike
I bought a massive bike
I bought a mass—
Everyone's staring at me…
They're shouting, “Stay with us!”
But now, goodbye, forgive me
It's time for us to part ways
[Outro]
I'm completely fucking nuts, getting on this bike
Getting hooked on this, yeah, I'm hooked on this
I'm completely fucking nuts, getting on this bike
Getting hooked on this, yeah, I'm hooked on this